Classic Insult by Student

Teacher: Tum log roz 8 ghante soya karo.
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Student : Impossible Sir! College sirf 6 ghante ke liye hota hai!

Can you make me a sandwich?

Boy: Can you Make me a Sandwich?
Girl: Sure ....Magic Wand Moved (Boy became a sandwich)

Khuda Bachaye in Haseeno say

POETRY:
Khuda bachaye in haseeno say....Wah, Wah
Khuda bachaye in haseeno say.... Ary...Wah, Wah
Lekin,
In Haseenon ko kon bachaye, hum jaisy kameenon say???? :)

Why you were absent from class

Teacher: Tum kal class say absent kioon they?
Kid: Miss main apni khaala ke beti say milny gya tha..
Teacher: Kiss liye?
Kid: Yes Ma'am, Bohat liye :)

Words are not enough in friendship

Sometimes words are not enough in friendship....
Gaali dena zaruri hota hai :)